Follicles that hold onto Midnight Skinny-Dipped Hair

The pro’s and con’s of sporting a hairdo that is black. All mixed up. Sometimes pro’s may actually be con’s in disguise.

  1. You feel like people will believe you more when you tell them random things about their lives, you look like a witch.
  2. Show a few tattoo’s and you become an instant ‘most people’ repellent, although you may attract bikies.
  3. Feel like you can finally buy a motorcycle, and ride it confidently.
  4. You can be mistaken for a tough lesbian chick that doesn’t wear a bra.
  5. Grandpa like’s it- you look more his culture.
  6. You look more ethnic, cultured and worldly.
  7. Camouflage whilst night walking is 80% more successful (above photo from a peaceful night walk)
  8. It halves the amount of male eye ponder, than if you were a blonde.
  9. There’s no hiding it’s your hair clogging the drain.
  10. Black hair in food is more disgusting than the lighter variety.
  11. Hair drawing in the shower becomes more visible and easier to source
  12. Sharps and flats on the piano become more attractive
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Titled – The hair is blacker over the other side of the Ear

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