Toilet roll Share this:TweetLike this:Like Loading... Related Posted by Jessie Martinovic 36 responses to Toilet roll Marissa Bergen January 8, 2016 Oh goodness. Idle hands… Jessie Martinovic – Author January 8, 2016 “who did’t change the roll?” “not me” Marissa Bergen January 8, 2016 I think that’s the baker’s job now. mikesteeden January 8, 2016 How very odd…in the small bathroom I had built within the bedroom far from the stairs (thus ensuring no more midnight falls) this very day I noted an absence of loo paper at rather an important moment…what I’d have given for a bread roll then. Henceforth I shall keep a small fridge in said bedroom stuffed full of bread rolls (not horrible burger buns though). Jessie Martinovic – Author January 9, 2016 Hilarious. Just have an actual baker on the ready, the burger buns would probably be softer on your bum than this sourdough loaf. It was quite the crisp mikesteeden January 9, 2016 Actually and thinking about it the vile white sliced Mother’s Pride (I feel sure you Aussies have nothing as bad as this) would be perfect for the ‘library’ whereas a French stick would not. I know a bloke who leaves his rolls of toilet paper on the radiator to keep them warm…he is a big tough type as well…only just remembered that! Jessie Martinovic – Author January 9, 2016 Hah! We have Wonder White here. And your friend, nothing more than a clear display of bottom sensitivity & preferred choice. When bums speak out. Issue one. Vol 1 mikesteeden January 9, 2016 Issue I. Vol. 2 could carry the story of Shirl’s old boyfriend from years and years ago who now lives in France. When we visited he had a stock of extremely expensive loo paper that worked out at about £2 a roll…it is rather special though and is his treat to himself. Jessie Martinovic – Author January 9, 2016 Why not, it is such a frequent event, might aswell be luxurious about it! Hariod Brawn January 8, 2016 More fluffy rising, and well and truly impaled. Reminds me of a Billy Bragg song – the very sad bridge lyrics from 2’58”. Makes me wonder if bread rolls are sentient in their own doughy little way; do you think they may be Jessie? It’s possible, according to some. Jessie Martinovic – Author January 9, 2016 Ill watch it later, what’s sentient mean? Jessie Martinovic – Author January 9, 2016 a lovely tune, i like the cd cover Hariod Brawn January 9, 2016 Thanks, it’s quite tragic really, and the line in the bridge when she’s shot is expressed so brilliantly. Somewhat tangential to the impaled bread roll, though both it and she ended up in a similar predicament. Jessie Martinovic – Author January 10, 2016 I obviously didn’t listen to intently then, I shall give it another go Jessie Martinovic – Author January 10, 2016 listened again, couldn’t understand, so I looked the lyrics up. Finally, I can understand, and yes see the resemblance 🙂 M.Winter January 9, 2016 Must show this to my sister. She likes to eat while in the bathroom. Jessie Martinovic – Author January 9, 2016 Your sister eats whilst in the toilet?! My golly can I interview her , or are the toilet / bathroom combined M.Winter January 9, 2016 What’s the difference if they’re combined? She eats in the toilet. Always in a hurry 🙂 Jessie Martinovic – Author January 10, 2016 Oh the hurriers, bless their cotton socks with slow down kisses a plenty! Esme upon the Cloud January 9, 2016 That’s the way the toilet rolls. Bun bum. – esme saving all her crumbs for the loo (stolen from the late Whitney). upon the Cloud Hariod Brawn January 9, 2016 Doh! Jessie Martinovic – Author January 9, 2016 I actually just lost it, at the actual fact, that you have not once, not once, never not included upon the cloud in a single comment. It is so perfect and here is a ripped piece of paper from my note things pad to my right. It has 14 lines which made the rip, and sort of looks an organic isosceles x Esme upon the Cloud January 10, 2016 You have a piece of the Cloud right with you then. *nods*. And you’re right, upon the Cloud is always with me as I am always with it, even in abbreviated form as in – esme.u.t.C still it remains. You are the first person to ever mention it as well. No other blogger is upon a Cloud , so far as I know *grins*. I have replied to your last mail and it was returned saying it couldn’t be delivered. I’ll give it another shot now. – esme upon the eternal Cloud Jessie Martinovic – Author January 10, 2016 Oh no, I wonder why that happened? yay so excited!! Chika Gujarathi January 9, 2016 haha! too clever! Jessie Martinovic – Author January 10, 2016 Many thanks Chika! mike January 10, 2016 over or under? Jessie Martinovic – Author January 10, 2016 over and scruncher, you? mike January 10, 2016 has to be over so i can do a tear off from the sink Jessie Martinovic – Author January 10, 2016 so the sink is inbetween you and the roll? mike January 10, 2016 no, i just have strange hygiene habits Jessie Martinovic – Author January 10, 2016 perfect! Stephen L. Tyler January 11, 2016 haha, funny….best not to eat in the toilet 😉 Jessie Martinovic – Author January 14, 2016 never, never!! have you ever? Stephen L. Tyler January 23, 2016 I’ll never tell, hahaha Jessie Martinovic – Author January 23, 2016 smart Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. 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