Toilet roll

36 responses to Toilet roll

  1. How very odd…in the small bathroom I had built within the bedroom far from the stairs (thus ensuring no more midnight falls) this very day I noted an absence of loo paper at rather an important moment…what I’d have given for a bread roll then. Henceforth I shall keep a small fridge in said bedroom stuffed full of bread rolls (not horrible burger buns though).

    • Jessie Martinovic – Author

      Hilarious. Just have an actual baker on the ready, the burger buns would probably be softer on your bum than this sourdough loaf. It was quite the crisp

      • Actually and thinking about it the vile white sliced Mother’s Pride (I feel sure you Aussies have nothing as bad as this) would be perfect for the ‘library’ whereas a French stick would not. I know a bloke who leaves his rolls of toilet paper on the radiator to keep them warm…he is a big tough type as well…only just remembered that!

      • Jessie Martinovic – Author

        Hah! We have Wonder White here. And your friend, nothing more than a clear display of bottom sensitivity & preferred choice.

        When bums speak out. Issue one. Vol 1

      • Issue I. Vol. 2 could carry the story of Shirl’s old boyfriend from years and years ago who now lives in France. When we visited he had a stock of extremely expensive loo paper that worked out at about £2 a roll…it is rather special though and is his treat to himself.

      • Jessie Martinovic – Author

        Why not, it is such a frequent event, might aswell be luxurious about it!

  2. More fluffy rising, and well and truly impaled. Reminds me of a Billy Bragg song – the very sad bridge lyrics from 2’58”. Makes me wonder if bread rolls are sentient in their own doughy little way; do you think they may be Jessie? It’s possible, according to some.

      • Thanks, it’s quite tragic really, and the line in the bridge when she’s shot is expressed so brilliantly. Somewhat tangential to the impaled bread roll, though both it and she ended up in a similar predicament.

      • Jessie Martinovic – Author

        I obviously didn’t listen to intently then, I shall give it another go

      • Jessie Martinovic – Author

        listened again, couldn’t understand, so I looked the lyrics up. Finally, I can understand, and yes see the resemblance 🙂

    • Jessie Martinovic – Author

      Your sister eats whilst in the toilet?! My golly can I interview her , or are the toilet / bathroom combined

      • Jessie Martinovic – Author

        Oh the hurriers, bless their cotton socks with slow down kisses a plenty!

    • Jessie Martinovic – Author

      I actually just lost it, at the actual fact, that you have not once, not once, never not included upon the cloud in a single comment. It is so perfect and here is a ripped piece of paper from my note things pad to my right. It has 14 lines which made the rip, and sort of looks an organic isosceles x

      • You have a piece of the Cloud right with you then. *nods*. And you’re right, upon the Cloud is always with me as I am always with it, even in abbreviated form as in – esme.u.t.C still it remains. You are the first person to ever mention it as well. No other blogger is upon a Cloud , so far as I know *grins*.

        I have replied to your last mail and it was returned saying it couldn’t be delivered. I’ll give it another shot now.

        – esme upon the eternal Cloud

      • Jessie Martinovic – Author

        Oh no, I wonder why that happened? yay so excited!!

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