This word keeps popping into mind. Something about being contradictory or something. Seems nice enough to display my being inconsumated by the Deluxe Lifestyle Massage Chair, siding with The Navigator. The leader in 4D massage innovation: Space Leader Zero Gravity Spaceship Massage Chair. Surley there are enough words there to somehow contour meaning from paradox. One way or another.
Zero gravity.
What happens? Why does the sign say ‘no shoes’? Have to know.
Well apparently I didn’t feel the proper vibrations from the head gear because , in words of seller and now photographer ‘it became unplugged’. Such a matrix of a situation !
I’d gather shoes would eventually wear down the leather
My sons friend from Devon spent £1000 on a headset thing and hasn’t been online for 6 weeks now!
As in one of those virtual reality headsets? As in he got lost within the greatness or put off the internet because it was a rip off?
I have heard tell he is lost within it having also purchased 20 games to go with it. Must be good I suppose!
What a great distraction !
Is it better than feet though? I suspect not.
5 likes.
Five likes from Barry, thanks Barry!
No design awards from me – it’s styled like an American coffin – but possibly a good chair to die in, nonetheless. Would you buy one, Jessie?
It was pretty comfy . I’d rather die and be eaten by sharks though, than be placed anywhere as archive.
I’d rather just pay for an actual massage, if we were talking about chair functionality
Anyway, that’s a nice parasox you’re wearing.
Cheers big ears
I used to live just ’round the corner from Enid Blyton!
Really?
Yes, we lived in a small town called Beaconsfield, just about 300 yards from Enid Blyton’s home, ‘Green hedges’, on the Penn Road. When I was about 6 or 7, I went ’round and knocked on her door one day. She invited me in and we sat in her kitchen talking and drinking lemonade.
‘have to be quick to say snap before mumma!’
Well, you definitely win as weirdest person at the mall.
Oh you’d be surprised, there are a lot of weirdos at the mall
Yes, not that surprising really although you had to have been up there.
what do you mean? Up where? Was the illuminati filming me
Probably.
do you know much about the Illuminati?
I know that if I see anything that comes in threes, my kids start screaming ‘Illuminati confirmed, Illuminati confirmed…!’
all I want to know is, why lizards, why not some otter or nimble hare?
All this AND 40 percent off…….well…..
too much to resist!
exactly x